Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
you’re living proof that dreams come true… hope today is special for both of you! have a wonderful wedding anniversary!
As the sun rises this morning, may you rise from every sickness and be whole again. Get well soon.
Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips meet. Love is complete. Lots of kisses for you today!
You may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. You may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you, but you’ll always be special to me.
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!