Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D