Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don’t bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!” Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car … ??? . . . . Everyone Knows “The Mercedes bends” ;->
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui. Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue pakre gaye or us per bolte hen ? ? ? ? ? G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.