Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Arshad: Me!
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Why were males created before females? Because you alwas need a rough draft before the final copy.