Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;->
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!