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Cute text messages to send to people

Category: Funny

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Two elephants

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Boy complains to his dad

Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

I can’t give you a job.

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!