Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
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Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”.
Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.