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Cute text messages to send to people

Category: Funny

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Two elephants

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Boy complains to his dad

Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

Ghori kinnay charhaya

Who let you get on the horse You witch’s child? . . . . Can’t understand? . . . . . Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Purity of honey

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not

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Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.