Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
Man 1: “I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business.” Man 2: “Why, What Do You Do?” Man 1: “i’ve A Company, Make Tissue Papers …” ;->
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai