Message Wild

Cute text messages to send to people

Category: Funny

Total 147 Posts

Don’t kill the students

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

Positive thinking is like

Positive thinking is like….. U r standing on the middle of the road……… & suddenly a crow beats on your head…. But you remain calm… and thanks to God… that cows dont fly:)

Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

A love letter from biscuit maker

A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me… but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position…

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

I am beautiful, which tense is it?

A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.