I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
I heard that good looks can kill… . . . . So, please don’t look at me . . . . I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS” FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)