There has never been a minute I was not glad you were my Mom. Happy Mothers Day !
Flirty work message: Hey hon, don't be wasting all of your energy at work today. You are going to need some extra energy for later
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
you’re living proof that dreams come true… hope today is special for both of you! have a wonderful wedding anniversary!
As the sun rises this morning, may you rise from every sickness and be whole again. Get well soon.
Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips meet. Love is complete. Lots of kisses for you today!