wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid