A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss