Message Wild

Cute text messages to send to people

Category: Wife

Total 24 Posts

Was my fault…

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date