Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.