Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Category: Wife
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Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.
Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.