Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox
There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. ~George Sand
U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.
i miss u r u miss me its u know or God know but i know about my heart and brain that is crying everytime for u. dont froget me.
Love me, dont hate me! Your love is my life, Your hate is my death!