Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”
Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – HORROR
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until u get into the office…
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!