I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.