Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p
Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’