Positive thinking is like….. U r standing on the middle of the road……… & suddenly a crow beats on your head…. But you remain calm… and thanks to God… that cows dont fly:)
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
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