Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don’t bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks. because you cant lose what you don’t have!
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!