What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”