Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!