True bravery is to arrive home … fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask “hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Category: Funny
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh….u toooo?
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
What happens when a lion roars thrice? – – – – – Think – – – – – Any guess? – – – – – Ok i will tell you.. – – – – – Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!