Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh….u toooo?
True bravery is to arrive home … fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask “hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days….. it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love
A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.