Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU” . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hon!”
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”.. Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . . Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent…
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
when sum1 touches u & u don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!” Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!