Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;->
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…. Searching…. searching… still searching…. Sorry, NO BRAIN found…!
U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D