Message Wild

Cute text messages to send to people

Category: Funny

Total 147 Posts

Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Make sure it’s cheap

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son If U’re Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap”

Company making tissues

Man 1: “I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business.” Man 2: “Why, What Do You Do?” Man 1: “i’ve A Company, Make Tissue Papers …” ;->