Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Category: Funny
Total 147 Posts
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.