when sum1 touches u & u don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
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Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent…
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”.. Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . . Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU” . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hon!”
Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over 5th yr: finaly it’ll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!