Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense