Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other elephant : “I really do not see how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
when sum1 touches u & u don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)