If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.