Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Astronomers say “The universe is Finite…” Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car … ??? . . . . Everyone Knows “The Mercedes bends” ;->