Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”.
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 Listen More Weather Report :p
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui. Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue pakre gaye or us per bolte hen ? ? ? ? ? G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?