Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Category: Wife
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Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!