Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.