U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…. Searching…. searching… still searching…. Sorry, NO BRAIN found…!
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly… ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ”Aspirins” ;->
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui. Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue pakre gaye or us per bolte hen ? ? ? ? ? G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy