Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Astronomers say “The universe is Finite…” Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D