The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until u get into the office…
Category: Funny
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Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – HORROR
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”
A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING
A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.