U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Category: Insult
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.