First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”