Boy complains to his dad: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Dad: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
I want go back to that time when ”getting high” meant on ‘’swing” when ”mom” was the only ”hero” when ”dad’s shoulders” were the ”highest place” on earth when ”worst enemies” were ur ‘’siblings” when the only thing that could ”hurt” u, were ‘’skinned knees” when the only things ”broken”
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”